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can someone please tell me why EVERYONE FAILED TO MENTION that the shadows you see behind Jasmine Jolene’s door in Eve’s Garden during her murder flashback IS IN FACT TWO SANDER COHENS POLE DANCING.
Marble Hornets - Tim W.
ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE IS LIKE MY FAVORITE MYTH EVER BECAUSE THE POWER OF ROCK OK THIS GUY’S WIFE GOT BIT BY A SNAKE AND DIED AND HE WAS ALL BUMMED SO HE WENT DOWN INTO THE UNDERWORLD AND STRUMMED OUT SOME REALLY PLACID REFLECTIVE MELODIES ON HIS LYRE AND MADE EVERYONE CRY AND THEN HE DROPPED SOME SICK RHYMES ON HADES THAT BASICALLY WENT “MY LADY IS DEAD AND I AM SAD CAN I HAVE HER BACK” AND HADES CRIED TEARS OF LIQUID IRON (HOW METAL IS THAT) AND WAS LIKE “FINE TAKE UR LADY AND GET OUT”
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following someone for months and liking their posts to get them to notice you and then they finally follow you
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I wish you had stayed.
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